Twinkies is now an acceptable breakfast

Did the world need a Twinkies cereal? Probably not, but in December we will get one.

According to a press release issued by Post Consumer Brands, "Twinkies Cereal replicates the peculiar flavor and familiar oblong shape of the gold colored snack cake, providing delicious sweetness in every bite." No creamy stuff is mentioned in these elongated nuggets, so maybe they're meant to be eaten with frosting instead of milk? I have done a lot of wonder with grain.

This is just the last collaboration between the Post and the hostess; Previously, the brands combined their talents to make cereals that ripped on Honey Buns and Donettes. It is possible that none of these qualify as part of a balanced breakfast, but as the press release is careful to note: "Taste remains the first grain driver."