Because of the ongoing refurbishment of American culture in the hands of liberal snowflakes, crushing, devastating hits have largely been pulled out of altitude packs, if not entirely from sports. Gone are the days when you could look forward to Tom Jackson and Michael Irvin joining sadistically to a reprise of a defenseless receiver who had several years, if not a whole decade, taken off the end of his life by a terrifying knockout hit. Right now, they're kicking guys out of the NFL for such hits!
We here at Deadspin believe that it is still a place in sports for merciless, devastating blindside killshots, where a stone call defends absolute flatness and destroys his brand, earning the thunderous applause from a grateful audience. Here is one such hit, on the tarmac at O & # 39; Hare International Airport, provided by a fast-thinking airport worker on the shores of a running cart supply:
 No words about the carriage were put through the concussion protocol of the airport.