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SNL Mocks Jeff Bezos & Penis: & # 39; Small & # 39;, & # 39; Splotchy & # 39; and & # 39; Funny & # 39; -Looking



This week's Saturday Night Live kicked off with a parody of NBCs Meet the Press hosted by Chuck Todd (Kyle Mooney) welcoming Bishop Eugene Robinson (Kenan Thompson), column Peggy Noonan (Cecily Strong), and political strategist Donna Brazile (Leslie Jones) for the program. Instead of the many controversies that involved President Trump, all Todd could talk about Jeff Bezos, or rather, the news that chief / parent company had tried to extort the Amazon founder over images of his penis.

"You're all respected journalists, so when all is said and done, what do you think Jeff Bezos penis is going to look like?" asked Todd. "I usually know that high-ranking journalists would not talk about anything like that, but it means involve the richest man in America and the US president."

First came Noonan, who offered, "When I hear" the billionaire's penis, "I immediately think" small potatoes, "you know. As they say, if it is small and looks funny, you have better money, dear. "

" As a human being, I am naturally curious: Is he working on something the size of an Amazon echo or is it more of a dot? "Robinson asked. Brazile, meanwhile, couldn't believe her ears.

But Todd was not finished and continued to ask his guests for "coloring" of Bezos' penis, with Noonan arguing that it would be "splotchy" and "patchy" because of his race habits while Robinson disagreed and said that because of Bezo's wealth he must use "oils and precious minerals" to smooth over colors.

The Bezos penis talk was broken up short by an appearance by American lawyer Matt Whitaker, played by the brilliant Aidy Bryant.


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