To add to the flow of footwear-related emotions, these shoes are only 99 cents. See? Like a box of AriZona Iced Tea! But they were only available Thursday at Adidas' NYC pop-up store in New York City.
Don't even look at these neon-colored Rugrats backpackers. It's too painful.
Until you read this, you didn't know you wanted those things. And now you can't have them! The modern Tantalus stoops do not drink from a pool of water but a pool of AriZona Iced Tea. It also dries up when his extracted lips approach. He does not reach for the fruit of the tree, but an Adidas scoop, and it also creeps off his grip.
What evil beings we must be to have these joys laid before us, yet denied.